Even though running is something I would only choose to do when being chased,
and even though Jimbo\'s offshore people would probably give me any Olympic
action I wanted (I was tempted to place a bet with them on the cancelled jump
race Wednesday), I can not see why we need to draw an extended metaphor to
Olympic track athletes on a weekend when there are ample equine handicapping
puzzles, especially in the Second City, where we can apply our vast collective
knowledge of pace, speed and performance figures (but not necessarily class).
This is yet another attempt to apply Thorology and Thorologic thinking to a
field for which they were not created, lest we forget that Fairmount, on his
western swing, found himself assigning TG #s to some of the local young women.