Making it worst, that guy tried to slug Artax!
One of my favorite chart comments was from sometime in the 1980s, at Hollywood. A guy apparently was attempting suicide by stepping on the track. At the last minute, he lost his nerve, dropped the duffle bag he was carrying, and dove under the rail. The chart comment on the horse that won read, \"Driving, stomped daffle bag at wire.\"
I seem to remember that Cavonnier got a beach ball thrown at him in the Preakness in 1995 and it was in the comments (\'dodged beach ball\'?).