Kentucky Derby Jones, I got a Kentucky Derby Jones
Got a Derby Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-oo
Yes, I am the victim of a Derby Jones
Ever since I was a little boy to Lukas, I always be dribblin\'
In fac\', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole stable
Then one day, Lukas bought me to the Kentucky Derby
And I loved that Kentucky Derby
I took that Derby with me everywhere I went
That Kentucky Derby was like a Derby to me
I even put that Kentucky Derby underneath my pillow
Maybe that\'s why I can\'t sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to Help me train
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the finish line of life
Someone I can put up in the saddle
Someone to hit the open hole in the stretch run
And not end up going over the rail.
So cheerleaders, help me out
{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}
(Kentucky Derby Jones, I got a Kentucky Derby Jones)
(I got a Derby Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)
{while Todd Shoelaces sings/speaks...}
Oh, that sounds so sweet
Sing it out
C\'mon Coach Lukas, Garrett Gomes, sing along with me
That be bad, Johnnie
Yeah
I want everybody in the whole grandstand to stand up and sing with us
Oh yeah, sing it out like you\'re proud
All right, everybody watchin\' coast-to-coast, sing along with us
Edgar Prado, sing along with us
Fernando Jara, sing along with us
Carl Nafzger, don\'t sing nothin\'
Oh, it feels so good
Gimme the reigns
I\'ll run a match race against the world, blindfolded
I could set a new track record galloping
I could send my fifth string out, cash and run him back tomorrow.
I could, I could Take down the Superfecta all by myself baby, I have more moves than chemistry!
I could train on poly track and run on crushed glass. My horses wouldn\'t feel a thing! Here I go down the lane, try to stop me You can\'t stop me \'cause I
got a Derby Jones! Here I come Those are my Grade I winners with real training!
I could wub this derby with a claimer! I\'m bad as King Kong, gimme the Derby I\'m hot, I\'m hot as...,
I\'m hot as..., I\'m hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh
(Kentucky Derby Jones, I got a Kentucky Derby Jones, I got a Derby Jones,
miff Wrote:
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> apr 29
>
>
> During the crisp, clear early morning of Sunday,
> April 29, less than a week before the Kentucky
> Derby Presented by Yum! Brands (gr. I), Eclipse
> award winning trainer Todd Pletcher watched the
> final workouts of three of his contenders, all of
> which he said he was satisfied with as they
> completed their respective five-furlong runs over
> Keeneland\'s Polytrack surface.
>
> Pletcher commented that Any Given Saturday, who
> completed the distance in 1:01.2, looked relaxed
> during the workout.
>
> \"I thought it was great--he looked perfect,\" he
> said, adding that the way the horse worked was of
> \"textbook\" quality leading up to the first
> Saturday in May.
>
> Retired Hall of Fame jockey Angel Cordero was in
> the irons aboard Any Given Saturday, as well as
> Pletcher\'s other two Derby hopefuls that worked
> Sunday, Circular Quay and Scat Daddy
>
> Pletcher worked Circular Quay in company with the
> favored Kentucky Oaks (gr. I) filly Rags to Riches
> during the second set of his worktab.
>
> \"He looked awesome,\" said Pletcher of Circular
> Quay, who was clocked in 1:00 flat. When asked if
> the colt was fully prepared for the Run for the
> Roses, he answered simply, \"He\'s ready right now.
> This is the best he\'s been here so far--he\'s
> gotten progressively better (with each work).\"
>
>
>
>
> Pletcher called Sunday\'s workout \"a good education
> for Rags to Riches--she\'s used to being on the
> outside.\" The daughter of A.P. Indy ran along the
> rail next to Circular Quay.
>
> With a pair of large binoculars under one arm and
> his stopwatch poised, Pletcher focused next on the
> workout of his strapping, dark bay Johannesburg
> colt Scat Daddy.
>
> \"He has a long stride--he covers a lot of ground,\"
> said the trainer, who was impressed with the
> colt\'s final time of :59.2.
>
> \"He was a happy horse out there today--it just
> shows how talented he is--he worked :59.2 so
> easily. I don\'t think a big field (in the Derby)
> will bother him at all.\"
>
>
>
>
> \"Scat Daddy was the most aggressive of the three,\"
> said Cordero of the colt\'s workout.
>
> Of the Run for the Roses, Cordero added, \"There
> are so many things that can go wrong from now
> until the Derby. It\'s a scary process--just trying
> to get them there. We were very lucky that this
> track took all the weather and we didn\'t have to
> miss a day of training--they all love training on
> it.\"
>
> Referring to all the contenders he is helping
> Pletcher prepare for the big dance, he said, \"Our
> dinner is almost cooked. Now we\'ve just got to
> keep the fire going.\"