Better than Jim C.\'s first trip to Churchill Kentucky Derby as written by Andy Beyer years ago. Jim wanted to buy some seats and was lurking around outside for a scalper. He was offered 3 tickets for $100 each , (face value $30), but he only needed 2. With no alternatives around, he bought the three tickets thinking he could sell the other one. He found a buyer, and sold the ticket for $100, exactly what he paid for it. But the face value was $30, and a big hand on his shoulder brought him to the Louisville jail for scalping. He sat there until the races were over, having his crotch rubbed by another guy in the holding tank. NOW THAT\'S A BAD DAY!!